Greetings from

New
Bedford

A working harbor, a pile of history and more malassadas than your cardiologist would like.

The Whaling City. Birthplace of about a thousand guys named Manny. Here's where to go, what to eat and how to find parking downtown. (You won't.)

Retro illustration of New Bedford harbor at sunset: scallop boats, the hurricane barrier and Palmer Island Lighthouse
New Bedford Harbor, Mass.NEW BEDFORD MA 02740

Where to start pick a direction

Six ways into the city. None of them involve a listicle.

Tourist FAQ answered honestly, for once

Straight answers to the questions every visitor asks. You’re welcome.

Is it near Boston?

About an hour. Two if it’s a Friday and Route 24 hates you. Please stop asking.

Why does it smell like that?

It’s the most valuable fishing port in the country, genius. What the hell were you expecting, lavender?

Can I see a whale?

Sure, the skeletons at the Whaling Museum. The live ones wised up about 150 years ago and moved.

What should I eat?

Scallops, a malassada, and whatever the lady behind the bakery counter tells you to get. Do not argue with her. You will lose.

Is this Cape Cod?

No. The Cape is thirty minutes that way and costs three times as much to sit in traffic. Get over yourself.

Is it worth the drive?

Yes, you coward. Park the car, eat something, walk the cobblestones and catch the harbor at sunset. Then go home and brag.

Plan your day

A wicked good day


  • Morning: the Whaling Museum, then Seamen’s Bethel. Brush up on your Moby-Dick first if you want to feel smart.
  • Lunch: something with linguiça in it. Non-negotiable.
  • Afternoon: walk the cobblestones downtown.
  • Sunset: Fort Taber, facing the water.
  • Dinner: scallops. You’re in the right town.

Don’t be that tourist.

  • Wear shoes that can handle cobblestones.
  • Acushnet Ave is “the Ave.” Now you know.
  • Fairhaven is “over the bridge.” That’s the whole direction.
  • It’s “wicked,” not “very.” Practice in the car.
  • The gulls will take your lunch. Eat like you mean it.
How to get here